Weekend Update

Well it's back, for the meantime at least. The Weekend Update ™. I'm not sure how this is going to work considering we're in a city that never sleeps and has tons of cool things going on and I can't list everything so this will just evolve as the weeks come. However, I can promise a joke every week and at least one or two things that are going on in New York City or the surrounding areas. So to start it off right here is the joke of the week

Joke
Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
Sam asks "How will I recognize him?"
That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."
So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.
"A female horth."
So he shows him a prized filly.
"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?
Sam picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?
The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?
Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should rephrase that, Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?"

Well I found it funny. Now for the update.

This weekend is a special weekend. For all of those who love the Irish, beer or Green (Dartmouth), get your ass to Hoboken on Saturday because it's the 21st Anniversary of the Hoboken St. Patrick's Parade, also known as unofficial St. Patrick's day. The parade start's at 10 AM and the booze will be flowing even earlier.

Here is the website for further information. http://hoboken-bar.net/

Weather forecast - Cold and 40% chance of light snow

Also, just wandering around might find you a game of pong or two.

That's the update for this weekend. Let me know what you think and I will definitely be taking suggestions.

Piggy Out!!