P1 Update #2



Our man in the mountains is currently in Virginia, which surprisingly composes roughly a quarter of the mileage of the AT due to a diagonally meandering trail cut across the state.

Future doctor Brian C. joined him on the trail for a day a couple weeks ago bearing gifts of fine food and drink, quite an improvement over dehydrated meat and noodles.

And below is my favorite text from the man who's acquired the apt trail name, "Dinner Time"..

April 17th: "I'm stoned in the middle of a grassy field right now eating cookies."

"drink from the head"

Asher Roth - Be By Myself (feat. Cee-Lo)


Good week for Jams. This one has it all - babes, cool effects, up and coming suburban rappers, credibility-lending pop/soul singer dude, and interesting lyrics.

I apologize to anyone who doesn't like these JOTW segments, preferring that we at AMDAL stick to stirring the political pot. Sorry for partying.

This is directed at A-OG

So I didn't give him the nickname, but he's been called ARod for years. I always surmised it was due to the fact that he's good at games, like three-time baseball AL MVP Alex "ARod" Rodriguez. But at some point in the last three years, after Madonna, steroids, slapping Red Sox players, insanely stupid photo shoots, crazy-ass delusional contract negotiations, and all the rest, does he want a new nickname? Because THIS STORY pretty much destroys any last remaning lingering shred of coolness associated with baseball-playing AROD, once and for all (and explains the photo below.
Yeah, that's Bob. Bob has B!tch T!ts.
Also, if five years ago, someone said tennis star Andy "ARod" Roddick would never win another major and be tremendously surpassed by many other tennis players, while Alex Rodriguez would win 2 more MVP awards, get a new contract with $.275 Billion, have a very good shot at becoming baseball's alltime home run king, and date a pop star...a lot of dudes would've said the baseball player was having a better life. And DAMN, were they wrong.
*Scos has, of course, already noted how sweet Roddick's life is...

100 days of Obama's Facebook news feed.


Full 100 day feed here

Source: Lydia / Slate

Blitz to be replaced by end of 2010


Read about it in The Dartmouth article here. Commentary to come, maybe.

Man of (Last) Week - Hank A.


Last week, BMOC/BMIRW Hank A. ran the Boston Marathon. Not only did he post an awesome time (3:13:53!) but he also raised $6,605, oversubscribing his fund's goal of $5,000. Pretty impressive stuff in these trying economic times, boding well for his future business aspirations (on or off "The Path").

As if there was any question, below is a the posterior angle of Hank, with full calf-shot on display. Also pictured here is Rob C (blue shirt, khakis, casually half-tied running shoes), coyly hiding his calves while running/supporting Hank as he passes. He didn't want to outshine Hank on his big day, after all.

Congrats Hank on the hard work and a great result.

Thanks Jess/Austin for the pics

Swine Flu FAQ

For a FAQ answered by CDC acting-Chief Dr. Richard Bresser, click here.

Margaritas!

Anyone want to do a dinner at Margaritas the Friday night of Green Key? We can make sure to bring any extra drinks back to the house in to-go containers for anyone who can't make it out to Centerra Park. I think Bmar still has some social funds left over from senior week that we can use.


So about last night...

Modern cell phone technology is great because it puts information at our fingertips. We can get in touch with anyone, stalk them on Latitude/Google Maps, Facebook and Twitter update our every move, email, text, send LiveBlog updates to AMDAL of you in your sweet shirt and oh yeah- call people.

Anytime & anywhere, your cell phone is there for you ... but with every action there must be an equal reaction, right? For all the good that cell phones bring us, there are moments when we shouldn't have sent that text. There just isn't much to say about this other then check-it out.

They could have just partnered with AMDAL and named it "All My Texts Are Live". I'm just sayin'.

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Post Grad ft. a Gilmore Girl and Saracen



You're welcome ladies.

greenkey

ya, so hughey/yale, it should be fine for you two to stay at my place that weekend.

Dizzee Rascal - Bonkers (feat. Armand Van Helden)


Everyone needs something upbeat once in a while. And a shark suit.

Liveblog: AMDAL goes international

Random Thoughts




When asked if he subscribed to the notion of American exceptionalism, Barack Obama said, “I believe in American exceptionalism, just as I suspect that the Brits believe in British exceptionalism and the Greeks believe in Greek exceptionalism.” He could have just said, “No.”

A Porta Potty is an example of a room in which I would relieve myself, but would not want to brush my teeth.

Actual subway ad: “Aruba. 90,000 friends you haven’t met yet.” Much sketchier ad: “Aruba. 9,000 children you haven’t met yet.”

I find it confusing that a major aim of the “going green” movement is to reduce one of the three staple ingredients of a plant’s diet.

I often wonder whether business school is a good investment. For example, I’m in this GMAT prep class and it’s taught by a bright, energetic woman in her mid-30’s. She got her MBA years ago at a top institution and now, well, she’s a bright, energetic woman in her mid-30’s who teaches a GMAT prep class.

Iphone Trick Tip of the Day

Sent from my Iphone

I used to do this thing in my finance days called Excel Trick Tip Of The Day ("ETTOTD"). Basically I'd email or just announce to the bullpen a 'cool' excel skill I had just learned*. This is extremely nerdy and I only mention it as a means of setting up a slightly less nerdy section known as the Iphone Trick Tip of the Day ("ITTOTD").

Today's ITTOTD comes from YouTube user RichBoyWonder, showing us how to save an image from the internets (also works for when someone emails you a picture)

Synopsis: when you find a photo on the internets or in an email, touch and hold it until the option to save or cancel comes up. Click 'Save.' You can then retrieve the newly-saved photo in your camera roll.

*Bonus 2007 ETTOTD (Stop reading now if you are a non-excel user): After about 6 mos of using 2007, it isn't as scary as I thought. You can do almost all the old keystrokes, just without the follow-alongs (alt I+R to add new row doesnt open the Insert ribbon and drop down to Row, etc). The ribbon toolbar is intuitive but still with some differences. For instance, to change colors or get other icons in the toolbar, you can't alt + ctrl/tab your way up and toggle around. Instead you have to know the initials that everything stands for after pressing alt. Luckily, pressing alt automatically brings up the initials next to each icon, which makes it easy to figure out what you want (FYI: changing shading is as easy as pressing alt + H + H and then toggling through the colors).

Liveblog ya that's a pacifier

Rebound liveblog

Liveblog pt 2 wheel fail

Liveblog derailler fail

Liveblog: Mountain prep Weiss fishing

FUNKY's May Soiree


Friends,

This year's May Soiree is coming up in just a few short weeks, and I would love for you to join me there! Many of you helped make past events a huge success, and this year promises to be even better. The event will be at the Frying Pan this year, with an open bar, live music by Emergency Service, and lots of fun raffles and great prizes! We're having a Recession Special on tickets through April 30th, so buy your ticket soon!

What: F.U.N.K.Y.'s 3rd Annual May Soiree!

When: Saturday, May 16, 2009, from 8:00 pm – 12:00 am

Where: The Frying Pan, Pier 66 (25th Street and the Hudson River)

Price: $65 until April 30; $75 thereafter; $100 cash at the door (for tickets: www.funkynyc.org)

I am so excited about our cause this year - the charity we have chosen is Maison de Naissance, a birthing home in rural Haiti. Started by a doctor from the Kansas City area, Maison offers much-needed support to expectant mothers in a country where pre-natal care is largely inadequate. Your attendance at the event or donation allows you to make a tangible, life-changing difference for these mothers and their babies.

So please buy your ticket soon, and forward this invitation to friends, coworkers, etc!
Thanks so much for your support! Additional information can be found on the attached invitation and on our website: funkynyc.org

Kate

RIP Quiznos

Back in 06S, the economy was going great guns, the housing bubble had yet to burst, bankers on Wall St. were making live deals, and Quizno's set up a franchise on Lebanon St. in Hanover in a bold expansion to compete in the already robust Hanover sandwich market featuring such venerable institutions as Subway, Boloco, and the Home Plate panini line. Not long after Quiznos burst onto the lunch scene, a movement emerged (very grassroots, very organic, used social networking sites, email, etc) known as the Quiznos Lunch Bunch (QLB). A variation on previous Food Court-based Lunch Bunches, the QLB involved a weekly dine-in lunch at the new Quiznos with toasted subs and idle banter (weather permitting we would sit outside at the picnic table across the street). I think Neil was there. We even tried to get Quiznos t-shirts*, but unfortunately that campaign was about as successful as the other Wesley Clark's '04 Presidential Campaign (Hello BMar).

Thus, QLB alumni were shocked to learn the breaking news in pages of the The D this morning that the Quiznos on Lebanon St. has shuttered its doors (on March 25) due to declining sales. Struggling to understand the failure of this once promising franchise, we consulted with consultant cum MBA student at a pristigious university in Cambridge, Austin, and he echoed the criticisms of ruthless Hanover landlord Jim Rubens:

“In the case of Quiznos, it was a very simple problem: the management simply could not get a sandwich out in five minutes or less, which is what the customer wanted,” Rubens said. “You can’t do that in this kind of store — it’s a quick-serve sandwich shop.”

However, despite his staggering intellect and business acumen, Austin has always been something of a Subway apologist, so we should take his input with a grain of salt. I suspect that Quiznos was simply a victim of a broader systemic failure caused by lack of regulation, and we really can't blame anyone at Quiznos for their actions.

First it was Bear, then Lehman, and now Quiznos-Hanover. Oh how the titans have fallen.

*
Date: Thu, 27 Apr 2006 16:05:37 -0400
From: "Wesley C"
Subject: Quizno's Advertisement Opportunity
To: <toastysubinhanover@gmail.com>
Bcc: The House

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Kline,

My name is Wes, and I am a sophomore at the college. I am also a member of Psi Upsilon Fraternity, Zeta Chapter. Every Tuesday at 1:00 pm several of us meet up at the fraternity house and then make the 0.2 mile walk down to your Quizno's location. This is a weekly event in which roughly 10 people participate on a regular basis. It is appropriately named the QLB, which stands for Quizno's Lunch Bunch.

The Lunch Bunch has been a long-standing tradition in Psi Upsilson and we consider it to be an integral part of our weekly routine. With the opening of your store, we have brought this tradition from the great dining hall of Thayer to Quizno's.

The reason that I am writing you is that I am wondering if Quizno's would be interested in donating T-shirts to our Lunch Bunch group. We would wear these every Tuesday which would not only bring unity to our group, but also provide your store with a great advertising opportunity. The shirts would certainly bring in more business from within the fraternity, as well as generate talk about campus.

Please let me know your thoughts on the subject. I look forward to being in contact with you in the future.

Best,

Wes

Vegetarian update: New Blog


To avoid clutter on AMDAL, I've created a new sister blog, All My Meals Aren't Live ("AMMAL")

For the next 30 days, will be updated periodically with the ups and the downs of vegetarianism. I've linked it to the sidebar as well, below the count down. Check in for the latest in tofu-related news and pics etc.

Source: Thanks Sheppe for my new bible

"Onwards" - James Jarvis


Onwards from akqa on Vimeo.

Since I didn't have a video before, I've included this highly watchable Nike-sponsored short film. Should get you pumped up to run faster than Anonymous can say something incendiary.

Source: Kanye

Waterboarding!


Rainbows! Torture! Exclamation marks!

I'm sorry but this is probably not going to be a fun post and is sure to fire up the comments but here we go:

Go to Youtube and search waterboarding. You'll probably see some garage idiots gagging themselves with a sock lying on an incline free-weight bench and dousing themselves with water. Don't do this. Apparently it sucks.

Well according to a Senate report, Rice and Cheney both OK'd the use of waterboarding, contingent on Attorney General's assessment of legality (Ashcroft's assessment).

According to Cheney, "Did it produce the desired results? I think it did. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed ... provided us with a wealth of information. There was a period of time there, three or fours years ago, when about half of everything we knew about al Qaeda came from that one source. So it's been a remarkably successful effort. I think the results speak for themselves."

Something about this reminds me of the rave review this movie critic said of the Eric Bana's villain character in the new Star Trek movie.

"Like all the best villains, Nero is driven by a belief that he is in the right, and makes a fearsome adversary."


Leaders in the past have gone to great lengths to justify their actions. Japanese internment camps, Nazi doctors and Nathan Petrelli on Heroes. I'm not a judge or a priest/rabbi so I can't pontificate on the moral cost/benefit analysis of torture. As an educated citizen of this country, though, I worry that leaders like Dick Cheney do apparently have the wisdom to do so. I mean, he can't even tell a person from a quail. That's bad right?

The thing that eats at me and makes it so complicated isn't the lack of effectiveness. I'm more worried that Cheney is right - that torturing Mohammed et al. actually gets results. Plus, he's not killing anyone and technically it's not physically (that) harmful.

But what about due process? It sounds impossible to relate, but what if some black vans pulled up to your sickies SoHo apartment, bound you up, put a bag on your head and shipped you off to an undisclosed foreign location without telling you why or for how long you'll be held. Oh, and then "a cloth is placed over the forehead and eyes. Water is then applied to the cloth in a controlled manner. As this is done, the cloth is lowered until it covers both the nose and mouth. Once the cloth is saturated and completely covers tbe mouth and nose, air now is slightly restricted for 20 to 40 seconds due to the presence of the cloth. This causes an increase in carbon dioxide level in the individual's blood. This increase in the carbon dioxide level stimulates increased effort to breathe. This effort plus the cloth produces the perception of "suffocation and incipient panic," i.e., the perception of drowning. The individual does not breathe any water into his lungs. During those 20 to 40 seconds, water is continuously applied from a height of twelve to twenty-four inches. After this period, the cloth is lifted, and the individual is allowed to breathe unimpeded for three or four ful1 breaths. The sensation of drowning is immediately relieved by the removal of the cloth. The procedure may then be repeated."

Anyways, I'd like to at least spark the discussion a little. Have at it.

Editors note: You may be wondering what kind of sick person I must be to google Star Trek. I know, f*cked up right? I should see someone.

This just in: New AMDAL x Mattel collaborative Cheney action figure will come with evil sneer and semi-auto shotgun action.

Beer Goggles

Ladies, and possibly some of you gents, you know this situation all too well. You have a crush on some guy and you texted/im-ed/emailed enough, maybe even talked in real life in person. All that hard work has paid off and it's official: You'll see each other tonight. You get all gussied up, tight jeans, high heels, let the "ladies" out. You invite your wing-women over an hour or two early to "pre-game," (this consists of no food- straight vodka on the rocks), dance to Britney Spears "Circus" and PCD's "When I Grow Up" and are getting SO excited about the possibilities of the night. You and your crush dancing, drinking, possibly having a little Jug Love (there's proof I didn't attend Dartmouth like the other contributors)... and then it happens. The gut wrenching moment we all hate more then a bad episode of Gossip Girl: He's over there, talking to some fugly girl and it seems like he is enjoying it. You go say hi, make chit-chat and decide to leave to go talk to you friends to seem "important." Out of the corner of your eye you see something disgusting- they're leaving together. WTF IS UP WITH THAT?!?!?! Totally confused, you order tequila shots and the rest is a fuzzy brownout of a night.

The next time you see him you can hardly believe how un-into him you are. It's not your hangover talking but the fact he left with that girl on your night to hang out. You decide to be the bigger person, let it pass. Maybe it's like that book says- He's just not that into you... But you can't let it go, and through friends of friends and spending time with his brothers at the frat house/ apartment you finally get up the courage to ask,"Hey, is ___ into that girl he left with the other night?" Scos replies, "Yo- the only thing that he was into was a serious case of Beer Goggles, ya know what I'm sayin? Laaaate."

I'm not a genius, albeit close, but I knew this whole beer goggles excuse was just an older version of "the dog ate my homework" for the 20-something year old man. There is no such thing as beer goggles and now there is scientific proof that was PUBLISHED (sorry- I'm still shocked that research money was being spent on this):

Is Beauty Really in the Eye of the Beer Holder? Alcohol has no Effect on Men's Judgement, Say Researchers

The phenomenon is known as beer goggles - the fact that men tend to find women more fascinating after a few pints of bitter or lager. For generations, young males have been explaining to friends that their odd choice of female company was down to alcohol.

According to the latest research, however, they have only themselves to blame.

Beer goggles are a fallacy and women actually seem no prettier after drinking, a study suggests. 'There was no great difference - the men were just as undiscerning as ever,' said Vincent Egan, the lead researcher of Leicester University. Half of the men and women had been drinking, with levels of inebriation ranging from 'relaxed and benign' to 'unambiguously drunk'.... "This seemingly flies in the face of the commonly held notion of 'beer goggles'."

A Bristol University study found that people do appear more attractive to both sexes after a drink - and it takes as little as a pint and a half of beer. In some cases, the mere anticipation of alcohol can be enough to alter judgment, the research suggested.

I think the Daily Mail has been drinking.... they are British afterall. I will now take a moment to sum up these years of reasarch, professional and personal, for y'all:

1) Get 'em while the gettin's good cause after a couple pints, Lord only knows what they're gonna take home

2) The mere anticipation of alcohol seems to be what alters people's judgement, not the amount of alcohol

and

3) It doesn't matter if they are dead sober or "unambiguously drunk" - they either want to go home with you or they don't

Rest assured my friends, it's now a scientific fact: the beer goggles are not to blame.

It's Earth Day, Time to be Rational


Happy Earth Day! Now, why give a shit?

I mean, why should Earth Day matter at all? I'm glad there are people like Scos actively questioning the point of group-think-movements like Earth Hour or tea bagging. It's worth questioning if something like global warming is real and then questioning further if it matters. Otherwise, we're just following along blindly, which is cause for 95% of Daily Show's jokes as it stands.

Maybe I've been watching too much Planet Earth. Or maybe it was the Summer $4/gal gas prices tied, in part, to high consumption / low supply. Either way, it's a fact that we're using up our resources quicker than they can be replenished (if at all). We can argue about exactly when, but oil and minerals as a whole have very real finite lifetimes. All this had made me think twice about how I'm contributing to the problem.

The question is, what can I do to make a difference? Turn off lights when I leave a room? Got it. Recycle? Check. Bike instead of drive to town? Feels good. But to practice what I preach and question before acting, what difference do these examples really make? Lights off is a good in theory but doesn't make a huge difference. 9 times out of 10, your schools or employers end up combining the contents of the blue and brown bins when you aren't looking. And driving less, while significant, is a necessary evil given our current infrastructure (see: Upper Valley).

One thing that doesn't get talked about a lot*, however, is food, and in particular, livestock. According to Nobel Peace Prize winner Al Gore Dr R.K. Pachauri,
1 kg of beef is responsible for the equivalent of the amount of CO2 emitted by the average European car every 250 km, and burns enough energy to light a 100-watt bulb for 20 days. Over two-thirds of the energy goes towards producing and transporting the animals' feed. (More stats / article here). Seems like if I want to make a difference, it's much easier to give up meat than lights or driving.

Putting money where my mouth is (cliche #2 today, sorry), ErikJ and I will spend one month as vegetarians. Yes, theoretically going vegan is the best, but who do we look like, Gandhi Jared Leto? We'll use the blog to track our pain progress and hopefully raise awareness around doing our part to consume a little less.

Or, to put it simply, if we consume less, we get more cute animal videos:


*There's a new movie coming out about food processing (pic above, link here) which should be interesting and probably talk a little about the environmental angle, though I have a feeling it'll be a lot more Fast Food Nation-like.

UPDATE: See the Countdown to Meat on sidebar.
Also, based on questions, I will be eating dairy, eggs and fish. Sorry Leto.

Spreadtweet Makes Twitter Look like Excel


Social Networking: 1
The Man: 0

Source: NYTimes

Kemper D: The Origins

Many have pointed out to me that on the surface, Kemper and I shouldn't really be friends at all. I hate NJ, Psi U swimmers, and people in finance. Kemper hates... mean people (me)? Exactly.

So what helps us bridge this seemingly insurmountable gap? Fashion, of course.
You see, I'm from somewhere north of NJ. Maine to be exact. And thats a pretty important distinction. But fortunately I've been able to witness the birth of a beautiful thing throughout my friendship with Kemper: his ongoing development as a mountain man; his coming of age, if you will. You see, he left a fancy boarding school in suburban nj (intentional lowercase?) to find himself in the wilderness of a prestigious Ivy League school in rural New Hampshire. That was a huge first step. Well done, Kemps!
In college he excelled in many fields (I already mentioned swimming and since I've never been a huge fan, lets just leave it at that.) More importantly, Kemper embraced his earthen side. He became a trip leader, bloodied his hands working construction, and even recently built his own wooden desk to furnish his swanky urban haunts. What's beautiful about this transition, elegant really, is that throughout its duration Kemper has maintained his sense of preppy-ness. To Albert's delight, Kemper's flannel shirts have been an integral part of the puzzle in this evolution, the centerpiece really. And that brings me back to fashion --the real glue holding Kemper and myself together.

We've discussed it a thousand times if we've discussed it once. What is this flannel-wearing, furniture-building, suburban background-based style called? How can one define it? Some have suggested "hanover chic." eh... I'm not so sure that's masculine enough. Wouldn't that really apply better to Mike Ro or even Errik's style(s)? (emphasis mine)

So what's the term I've decided best fits KPD? Mountain Prep. How do I know it's so perfect? Becuase I was called it in Breckenridge this weekend and I took it as the highest compliment and think it should be bestowed upon Kemper. Congratulations my friend. Take your flannel, your fine appreciation of whiskey and your Ansel Adams black and whites and set out on the trail.

From the archives:
Nice pink shirt and thin striped tie. Where do we think this kid is from?
How about the Mountain Prep Kemper? See that doubly popped FLEECE collar? Priceless.



Kid Cudi Mixtape - "Dat Kid from Cleveland"


A while ago I had Day N Night as a JOTW. Today he released his latest mixtape, which has a lot of great songs. If hip hop was the stock market, I'd go long Kid Cudi. Asher Roth is a hold. I'd short the shit out of Eminem right now, he's as irrelevant as the clowns he raps about.

You can download the whole mix here but to give you a taste, one of my favorite Cudi songs so far is here:


Source: Kanye

Caption This



Left, United States President Barack Obama. Right, Venezuelan socialist dictator President Hugo Chavez. Center, guy with a mustache.

Happy Admin Day


Buy you favorite Pam, Cerie (below), or Joan some flowers.

AMDAL Shirt @ Vail Closing Day

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Evan C
Date: Tue, Apr 21, 2009 at 1:05 PM
Subject: amdal shirt @ vail closing day
To: AMDAL

more interesting than your lunch

Liveblog homemade lunch (slow day on AMDAL)

Could the DOME become Classy?

Rumor has it that Mr. K will return to 7 west to dome over the size of BK's forehead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IliwQImJrYE

AMDAL Goes to Tea Party, Liberals Make Ball Jokes

April 15 was tax day and to celebrate, I, like 250,000 other patriotic Americans all across the country, attended one of the 800+ Tea Party demonstrations. I went to the one held at New York's City Hall, where, according to the NY Post, there were about 5,000 in attendance, most of whom were working taxpayers, small-business owners, and family members. (And most, like myself, had never attended a protest before.) Some wore Revolutionary War attire while others carried American flags and big signs that said things like "Can We Bankrupt the Country? Yes We Can!" and "Give Me Liberty, Not Debt." (Others were less sensitive.) I saw a lot of books as well, most notably Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged* and Mark Levin's Liberty and Tyranny.*


(AMDAL contributor scos convinced his dad to take a picture as the crowd was starting to build. Check out the sweet placard in the back. For those unfamiliar with economics, "Friedman" refers to Milton, not Thomas; "Marx" refers to Karl, not Groucho.)

While we had different reasons for being there, we were all united in denouncing the government's reckless taxing, (bipartisan) spending and foisting of debt onto future generations. Most of the people with whom I spoke were conservative or libertarian (or "moderate"), although I did encounter some frustrated Obama voters who now regret how they pulled the lever in November.

The event was surprisingly apolitical in the sense that few identified themselves as "Republican" or "Democrat" (probably because on spending the parties had become virtually indistinguishable). And most of the speakers were radio talk hosts, speechwriters and authors - not politicians in power. The good ones roused the crowd and tapped into its energy by focusing on economic and political freedom; the less successful ones digressed on issues like abortion and foreign policy. Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich spoke at the end. He said, "Tell every person you know. . . and tell them to contact their senators and their congressmen with a very simple message: Vote against the upcoming budget of big spending, big deficits, big bureaucracy, big politics, big taxes." His short speech generated wild applause.

Most of us had heard about the event via word of mouth, Facebook, or email. This is probably why it had such a raw, grassroots feel to it - in direct contrast to Nancy Stretch Pelosi's opinion that these events were "astro-turf" (meaning that they were not organized at a "grassroots" level but were simply funded by "the wealthiest people").

(Watch Nancy Stretch Pelosi parrot the Dems' favorite refrain: "the failed economic policies of President George Bush." Note how she, like Obama, never says "spending your money" but uses the Orwellian "investing in the future" instead. She also likes to divide people into "classes," in which the middle one, specifically, is "great." Presumably, the top ten percent of earners - those who make over $109K a year and pay 71% of all taxes - is "less great.")

So how did the media cover these events, in which hundreds of thousands across all 50 states assembled to protest the government? Unlike their coverage of protests whose causes they endorse (e.g. amnesty and gay marriage), the mainstream media (i.e. ABC, NBC, CBS; NYTimes, Washington Post, etc.) did so with a big collective yawn. The cable news media, excluding Fox News, did so with a big collective joke - about teabagging. Internationally renowned doorknob, Anderson Cooper, dispelled rumors about his heterosexuality when he said "It's hard to talk when you're teabagging." David Shuster, filling in for the thick-skulled, perpetual ranter / hyperventilator Keith Olbermann, beat the joke to death with an innuendo-filled monologue which included such classics as "full-throated", "toothless" and "whipped out." Rachel Maddow, whom I've never watched but apparently has her own show, showcased her journalistic talents with this tasteful bit.

Now don't get me wrong, I love a good teabagging joke as much as the next guy. Heck, I enjoy the act itself so much I actually went to the event with a minty-clean mouth and a silky smooth sack, prepared for anything. The thing is, all these liberal pundits really went balls to the wall with this one joke for so long. My question to you: Why? Was it simply to get a laugh to boost their sagging ratings? (Go to Drudge to see how far they all trail Fox News.) Or, was the rare opportunity to go nuts just too difficult to resist [see: this paragraph]?

Or, was something else at play, something more sinister? Were the jokes and minimal coverage and characterization of the protesters as "rich" or "extreme" an attempt to trivialize a grassroots movement that seems to be picking up serious momentum?

If you have an opinion, hit the comments button and let me know how you feel. I'll leave you with this fine piece of "reporting" from CNN:



*Atlas Shrugged, which is over 1,000 pages and 52 years old has climbed as high as #16 on Amazon.com in recent weeks; Liberty and Tyranny now sits atop the NYTimes Best Seller list for the third week in a row. Funny how the Old Grey Lady still hasn't reviewed the book yet, isn't it?

Update: Thank you BMar and Block for your thoughtful comments. Readers, if this stuff interests you, you should read them both. Here I'd like to address some of the points BMar raised.
  1. I said the "mainstream media" (which I defined above) didn't cover the tea parties, not the "cable news media." While a lot of people conflate the two, I try keep them separate because their approaches to reporting are different, as are their perceived biases (Fox New is conservative, MSNBC is liberal; ABC, NBC and CBS is allegedly "unbiased"). Same goes for the "alternative media" which, broadly defined, is talk radio and the internet. This is a good topic for a later post.
  2. BMar makes an excellent point that "Maddow/Olberman/Limbaugh/O'Reilly and their ilk are commentators and not reporters." This is absolutely true, (although O'Reilly, who has a degree in journalism, would beg the differ) but I wouldn't lump Limbaugh in with the other three opinion makers, since he does three hours of radio a day and they each do an hour of t.v. Also, Olbermann - as we'll see below - is truly despicable. [Correction - Maddow does have her own radio show. O'Reilly's radio show ended this February.]
  3. I'm not sure if anyone on the Right has made an actual teabagging joke of laate, though if someone did I'd bet it was Dennis Miller (I didn't listen to him this week and I don't have access to his radio archives; come to think of it, while Miller is certainly irreverent, juvenile comedy isn't his bag (of tea); sorry). I did a quick google search and found this clip of Greg Gutfeld and Jim Norton (2:45) ripping on all the sophomoric teabagging jokes with their own sophomoric cracks. Eh.
  4. BMar's main argument was this: "The whole "teabagging" thing is just funny, and that's why television commentators are making jokes." Personally, none of this played-out, double entendre stuff strikes me as that funny. It's kinda like that recent South Park episode with the fishsticks. [Dork update - second 30 of that link has Jimmy and Cartman talking about dry nuts and how they're not that funny. Was BMar right that wet ones are?] Mildly clever at first, but it gets old really fast... until Kanye sings about being a gay fish. When some dork inevitably comes up with a catchy teabagging song, maybe I'll change my mind, but I doubt it. (Unrelated, here is Kanye's must-read response.)
Let's see what comedienne, political activist and former Air America host Janeane Garofalo and "commentator" Keith Olbermann have to say about it. It seems they have their own theory about the tea parties:
Wow. I just learned a lot about myself. Not sure I laughed though.

This is why every sorority had a meetings chair


I recently discovered a kid I went to high school with is engaged to Alyssa Milano. And then, I procrastinating by scanning a popular legal-world blog, and discovered the above video. Everyone I know is famous and all their deals are live.

The Internets circa 1994


Watch Tom Brokaw's analysis of "The Internet" in 1994/1995 and chuckle to yourself while you think of how the individual things mentioned tie to today's technology.

1. Online shopping : Amazon etc.
2. Hey there's Eric Schmidt : Oh Schmidty,keep at it you wiley character (hair not included)
3. Beepers and pocket watches : Blackberry / Iphones
4. Hey there's Bill Gates : Is it me or has he gotten cooler?
5. Brokaw's question on the need for "The Internet" : Sounds a lot like Twitter, eh Colbert?
6. A tablet PC as light as a book? : Enter the Kindle

Liveblog: matzah / no water challenge

A-Rod Thumbs through Softcore Porn, Finds Wife

Next weekend tennis star Andy Roddick will finally marry his smoking hot fiancée, Brooklyn Decker.

We've all seen this classic love story countless times before.

Successful professional athlete:

By the way, that pic above does not do Decker justice.



See what I mean? My brother calls those "tater bombs." He also comes up with all kinds of esoteric bompanology.

(Apologies to those who thought this post would be about one of our own contributers. If it were about him, it would have been titled: "A-Rod Joins Co-Ed Soccer League, Finds Older Girlfriend.)

Update: Apparently this whole celebrity "read-a-magazine, pick-a-hottie" approach to dating works both ways. According to People.com: Mandy Moore is not afraid to make the first move. After reading a magazine article last year about tennis phenom Andy Roddick, "I thought, 'This guy is really cute,'" she recalls. So she sent her mom... to run interference. "I said, 'Hey, if that guy Andy Roddick is there [at a tournament],'" says Moore, who was then shooting her latest movie, How to Deal, nearby, "'invite him to the set.'" Mom did just that, Roddick accepted, and a love match was made.

The couple broke up in 2004 after dating for more than a year. In other news, I started working on my tennis serve.

JOTW: "Geek to the Beat" - Zion I



All I know about Donny Darko is that it's surreal and has a giant rabbit named Frank. That's enough to understand that this video is probably trying to draw from that. What I like about the video is how it was shot to seem like one long cut. Music video afficionados may immediately think to D'angelo's naked video for the same reason (you're welcome ladies).

To get that image out of my head, I prefer to think of an amazing clip from Rescue Me. Watch what is probably one of the hardest scenes to act / direct - stunts, walk and talk, people coming in and out, the whole 9.

(18min 50sec in)

Snail Mail Quandries

I received in the mail yesterday a letter from some charity for sick children (it's hard to keep track which). In an effort to elicit* a donation, the outside of the envelope said "Free address labels inside." Sure enough, inside were about 50 address label stickers, with my left-justified name, address, and a little lighthouse with the sun peaking out from behind it. Also, as expected, was the request for a donation, in increments of $5, starting at $15.

I now found myself in a predicament. If I kept the labels, I'd be inclined to donate. But $15 bucks was pretty steep, even for a cleverly-devised guilt trip. If I decided to avoid the donation and throw out the labels, I'd be wasting resources and no one would win, Mother Nature included.

So I did the responsible thing:

"Dear [Charity Name],

Thank you for the address labels. While I would not like to contribute at this time, please feel free to send me some information on your charity and I'd be happy to look it over.

Best regards,
Mike"

49 lighthouses to go.


*Not 'illicit', nice catch Nucci

FNL Season 3 Is Complete


Season 3 of Friday Night Lights is over. For those who haven't worked their way through to the end yet, I envy you.

To help relive the glory, try the quiz to see how well you know the latest season. I got a 23/25 (NBD).

For those in the same black hole I've found myself, as Scos pointed out, Rescue Me is a great show, with every single past and upcoming episode available on Hulu.


Source: Austin (person, not place)

The Singing House


SNL has been really strong most of the last two years, with more than a few spit-out-your-Sunday-morning-coffee-all-over-your-Easter-Nantucket-reds moments while watching on the ole Hulu. Lots of great stuff: obvi the Sarah Palin stuff from the fall, but also the Hillary v. Obama stuff last year, the resurgent Andy Samburg and his much improved digital videos, better hosts that are funnier (such as Tina Fey's awesome hosting or Jon Hamm, or Hugh Laurie, [M-Phelps aside]), Kirstin Wiig becoming the funniest female cast member since Gilda Radner or Jane Curtin, Bill Hader, Weekend Updape with Seth (& Amy). Anyway, when I sit down to start studying on Sunday mornings, I check to see what SNL did last night. Of course, there are a lot of whiffs. But more often then they did for a few years, every sketch has a funny moment. The previous host was Seth Rogen. I realize they've done the Muppet sketch with him as Rolf before, but I love that they recalled it and did it again.

Last night's host was Zac Efron (sp). I'm officially getting worried. I can barely deal with the fact that Lebron James and Justin Timberlake are astonishingly more talented at all things then I am (BronBron is a terrific Art Historian). But a tweener heartthrob being bona fide funny? Dammit. If this kid is smart, he'll live Timberlake's life and we'll all hate him forever.

Random Thoughts


Holstering a blackberry on your belt is the modern day equivalent of wearing a fanny pack. The added convenience of having your essentials at your waist is greatly overshadowed by how stupid you look.

On Saturday night CBS sports commentator Clark Kellogg said, “Michigan State has to play this game on roller blades; they can’t play it in tennis shoes.” I’m no college hoops expert, but what's wrong with basketball sneakers?

Yesterday I was swimming in the pool at Columbus Circle and this guy with a rainbow bathing cap jumps in my lane and says, "Don't worry, I don't do laps." He then strapped on his water-proof iPod and proceeded to do some sort of flamboyant yoga routine. Prior to this interaction, I had been unaware that "laps" is also slang for "women."

In the pantry at work there’s a box of wood coffee stirrers that features the slogan: “Innovation Through Dedication.” These innovative sticks must have been a vast improvement over the original “string coffee stirrers,” which may or may not have been an improvement over using your finger.

At the top-left corner of this blog there’s something called a Hit Counter, which records how many people have visited since the site’s inception. I’m no technical guru, but I’ve found that whenever we’re having a slow day in terms of visitors, hitting the refresh button is a great way to bring more people to the site.

Refunding my dreams


For two years, me and my special someone have plotted and planned out our wedding. It was going to be spectacular (and real).
We'd hired the best gay bishop in Vermont.
We'd prepurchased the flowers (azaleas, mostly).
We'd sent out the invitations (classy invitations, like for the KDE Derby party [not like SAE champagne]; if you didn't get an invitation that's how you know you're not cool). And, of course, we'd reserved Bates Mansion for the formal. DJ Rockin' Lou was going to play the tunes. School buses were charted. This was going to be a wedding we'd never forget.*
And then Bates canceled on us.

Like every little boy, I'd grown up dreaming about my wedding: cutting pictures out of wedding magazines, designing outfits for the ringbearer, and (since 4th grade) cultivating a master list of likely wedding guests and ranking them by priority (family, friends, coworkers, BK). The new ownership at Bates, by reneging on Sars' and my contract (as well as those with Dartmouth fraternities and sororities), has crushed my dream beneath the capitalist heel of their Vermont mudboot. This is the worst thing to happen to me since I met Noah Riner.

P1 Update


As some of you may know, the man pictured above started hiking the Appalachian Trail on March 18th, 2009 from Springer Mountain, Georgia heading north towards Maine. I'll try to keep AMDALers posted as to his progress the next few months. Here are the text messages I've received from the mountain man himself...

March 20: "30 miles in. So far so good."

March 25: "Crossed into NC [North Carolina] today. Finally getting some big mileage days in. In my tent right now in the middle of a hellish rain storm at 4500ft."

April 9: "I am in a privy taking a dump in the middle of nowhere in NC..How great is life?"

(Wo)men of the Week


Two firsts for the MOTW position. 1)There are two of them and 2) they aren't men at all. This of course does not diminish their awesome achievements.

Both have been accepted to illustrious business school institutions. Next fall, Ann will be attending a well-known school in the Bay Area while Lyl is deciding between Ann Arbor football giant / current home to Danny E and a prestigious university in New Haven CT.

Congrats to them both - be sure to give 'em a high-five / grip-slip next time you see these lovely ladies.

This is offensive


And hot. And completely unrelated to anything.

Shame on you Kelly Brook, shame on you. Occum would be very turned on disappointed.

Source: IDLYITW.

Harold and Kumar Go to White House

Actually, just Kumar. Bloomberg News reports: "Actor Kal Penn is taking a job in the Obama administration as a liaison to Asian-American groups, a White House spokesman said. The Hollywood star, who appeared in Fox TV’s drama “House” and several movies, is joining the White House Office of Public Liaison as a link to Asian-American and Pacific- Islander communities."



So how can Kal just up and leave one of tv's most popular shows? Pretty easily. On Monday's episode Kal's character, Dr. Lawrence Kutner, committed suicide. The show didn't give a reason why Kutner put a bullet in his brain. Now we know: so Kal could join the Obama administration.

Penn, a self-described independent who claims to have no affiliation to either political party, campaigned intensively for Obama in 2008. Here's a clip of him drumming up support in Iowa:



Other than the parts about Obama having integrity and not being polarizing, Penn seems to know what he's talking about. It will be interesting to see what he brings to the White House.

And I wonder if he'll have any impact on Obama and the whole pot legalization issue.

Tommy Gavin's Back!



It's been a year and half since the last season of FX's Rescue Me concluded. Tonight, the hilarious, Emmy-nominated drama finally returns with the Season 5 premiere. If you've been missing out, this is as good a time as any to start watching.

While a lot has happened since Season 1, here's the gist of the show: Tommy Gavin (Dennis Leary) is a NYC fire fighter who lost his best friend and cousin on 9/11. His personal and family life is in shambles, he's a recoving alcoholic, and he sees dead people regularly (sometimes, he sleeps with their widows.) The highlight of the show is the uproarious interaction between the members of the motley firehouse gang: Garrity, Mike, Franco, "Black Shawn" and Lou.

If you're looking for a new show to watch, I recommend this one. It's consistently funny, sometimes poignant, and surprisingly intense. And the theme song kicks ass.

Update: Yes, that was Michael J. Fox making a cameo last night as Janet's new, wheelchair-bound romantic interest. No, he did not look particularly well. While his Parkinson's symptoms were not conspicuous, it did seem like he was doing everything in his power to restrain them.

On working with Fox, Leary said, "One was my concern for him as a friend. Two, he was bringing so much to the plate, I thought, 'sh--, I'm really going to have to step it up here.' And three, you know what's going to happen? I never won an Emmy. He's gonna f--ing win an Emmy for this. Five f--ing episodes, he comes in. He made, goddamn, $700 million from Spin City. He never invited me to do the show. He's going to walk away with the Emmy. That sonofabitch. That's what I was thinking."

JOTW / SOTW

Rob Roy - "Fur in my cap"


Recession jams: this video probably cost 100 bucks but looks really good and is different from anything I've seen lately. I don't love the song, though, which is why I included the acoustic Gaga / Poker Face remix called "I Poke Her Face" by Cudi x Kanye x Common x ATrak below.