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Old Times Sake


Another day, another dollar. Apple's quarterly conference call today was as boring as every one I've heard since I led the company to resounding success back in '08 (especially considering Mr. Satija doesn't ever ask any questions during these sessions!). That is to say, another quarter and another set of record, best-ever results. Apple grossed over $20B this quarter, which was enough to prompt Steve Jobs presence during the phone call. Highlights below:

Down Goes BlitzMail! Down Goes BlitzMail! Down Goes BlitzMail!


As most people already knew and as I warned a few months back, BlitzMail--Dartmouth's venerable email/instant messaging program, as much a part of the College as pong--is no more. RIP, my friend. RIP.

See article here. And original announcement blitz below:

LiveBlog: Risk Management


Year 3 Orientation? Worse than year 2 Orientation.

Today's topic: Risk Management.

LiveBlog: The Search Continues


Back in God's Country and on the lookout for Whoopie.

The Final Countdown



It's THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!
T minus 46 hours until USMLE Step 1. (Picture a sweet studying montage to this song; or blacking out in the Basement. Either way.)

Foxconn Suicides and Chinese Labor Developments


This is actually pretty tragic/ interesting and has worldwide ramifications. Apple followers know that most of our products are made by Foxconn Technology Group, a China-based manufacturing company and one of the world's largest employers with a workforce that exceeds 400,000[sic]. That's incomprehensibly large.

What's interesting and concerning about this company/workforce is that for a few years now they've come under much scrutiny for a seemingly dangerously high rate of unhappiness and suicide.

WWDC Tomorrow


Tomorrow is like Christmas.
No, no! Tomorrow is like BIGGER than Christmas!
It's like for us half-Jew Christians where we get to celebrate Hanukah AND Christmas in the same month! And like for me, when it's followed the very next week by my birthday!

Tomorrow is Apple's Worldwide Developers Conference (WWDC).

Memorial Day Stimulation


Lest anyone relax three days in a row, here's some good ol' fashioned brain fodder.
This makes about as much sense as the Neurology I'm reviewing today...

BlitzMail, Your Days Are Numbered


Sad but true. By fall term, BlitzMail will be just a fond memory.

Hopefully I'll find some time over the weekend to wax poetic about Dartmouth Traditions, including our glorious email client, but until then, keep up with the news here.

Submitted Without Comment


APPLE MARKET CAP TOPS MICROSOFT, IS NOW WORLD'S LARGEST TECH COMPANY.

Story here.

*Small comment: The color matching here is uncanny.

AMDAL, Politics are BACK! Boom, bitch!


This one slipped under my radar last week, but following up on President Kim/Dartmouth's announcement of the Dartmouth Center for Health Care Delivery Science (made possible by an anon $35M donation!), President Kim and James Weinstein (of DHMC) submitted this op-ed to the Washington Post. (Whew. Long sentence.)

Pacman!


I must be studying for a big test or something bc flash games are occupying all my time lately.

Go to google.com and play Pacman today!

Who Said Flash is Dead?


This may not play on my iPad, but it's still a fun/addicting/fucking awesome game where you just balance a stork as he walks along.
You can play here; but can you beat 177ft?

Enjoy.

Tip o' the cap to the vagina monologue blog I randomly pulled this off of.

GreenKey WrapUp


Well, another GreenKey come and gone.
I think I'm approaching 10 GKs now... and like most that I can remember, this one ended in a few engagements/weddings (drunken or otherwise).

Congratulations are in store to Emily and Yale! They were engaged Saturday atop Mt. Moosilauke!


In other Green Key news, if I had a nickel for every time on a big weekend I said, "Wait, have we talked about this already?" then this whole medical school thing would be a free ride.
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Addendum: Apparently also coming out of a successful Green Key weekend, one anonymous(!) blacked-out alum made a $35M donation to Dartmouth to establish President Kim's major goal of creating the Dartmouth Center for Health Care Delivery Science. Essentially the center will include a new program of studies offering a joint Tuck-TDI masters-level degree, new courses in public health at DMS and plenty of opportunities for undergrads to be involved at all levels, including the practical implementation level as DHMC will be the model hospital for ideas coming out of the center. This was pretty much President Kim's biggest personal goal when coming here. Despite budget cuts, he's gotten it done. Impressive guy.
TheD here.
Youtube here.

Headlines


This seems like an appropriate bit for one of Leno's Headlines pieces. Talk about juxtaposition.

"Reading" in 3D


Some of you may have seen this on the internets in the last few days, but Playboy magazine, in response to dwindling "readership," is releasing their June issue in 3D--glasses included.

This of course is yet another example of how we, as a society, rely on porn to drive innovation. First it was the Internet, then the preference for Blu-ray over HD-DVD, and now the pervasion of 3D into other realms of our daily lives.
God Bless America.

Dartmouth Pow-Wow


All first-class speeches -and by association AMDAL posts- begin with a quotation from Webster's Dictionary about the meaning of the word in the title of the speech. To use the idiom "in that vein," in that vein, let us think about the etymology of the word Powwow, as today marks the beginning of the 2010 Dartmouth Pow-Wow, a tradition that started here in the 1970s.

The use of the word Powwow, as defined by some online etymology looker-upper, dates back to 1624 and was first used to denote a "priest, sorcerer" in a southern New England Algonquian language. The current usage, including Dartmouth's application of the word here, harks to 1663 and more precisely translates as a magical ceremony among Native American Indians.

The Dartmouth Pow-Wow is special for many reasons. It's one of just six times a year where the College/ town of Hanover formally allow a ceremony on the Green; it attracts nearly 2,000 visitors annually from across the country and represents the second largest celebration of Native American pride/ history/ culture in the Northeast. And it helps to celebrate Dartmouth's age-old connection with and mission of educating this country's native peoples. Sorry Sars, but it probably also stirs up the all-too-frequent Dartmouth Indian debate.

On a personal note, to me the Dartmouth Pow-Wow serves as a fun weekend to witness and experience a part of this country, a niche of our collective culture, we too frequently dismiss and intentionally hide. It also reminds me of my own Native heritage. Apparently when I was three years-old, on a vacation to Wyoming, we visited an Indian museum. Despite typically playing the cowboy rather than the Indian in all my childhood "makebelieve," and despite carrying two silver 6-shooters on my hip, I strode up to a display of a young Indian boy's formal dress and in total seriousness made the case to my mother that in a previous life I had worn that outfit. So here's to our Native heritage, be it legitimate, fake, adopted or educational. Enjoy the Pow-Wow.

Oh, and every time I say Pow-Wow I can't help but think of this:

So much for cultural sensitivity.

Global Warming and other Liberal Propaganda


Here's the "Mexican" (can we blame them?) oil spill as viewed from the International Space Station! Pretty tragic, huh? (anyone know which part is oil and which isn't?)

Going for 5 BOOs in one day


Anon, this one is for you.

That Future wrote a post last week about Apple and wasn't tarred and feathered, clearly indicates that the AMDAL readership, incluso nuestros lectores hispanoparlantes, are eager for more tech news!

I've previously documented my fear/dislike of Google both in terms of its threatening Apple (here), and in terms of its threatening the world via the Skynet operation (here); but how about this juicy nugget coming out of California today?

Apparently Google is investing $40M in clean energy and wind farms in North Dakota (from Gizmodo). I'm still fearful of the Don't be evil mantra and I still dislike gmail, google.com, and blogger.com, but just like on Earth Day, I'm all for being green.

Apple has done great work conceding to Greenpeace's demands re the environment. The company has risen up from the bottom of the tech world to now lead in green manufacturing and energy efficiency throughout its products' lifecycles. But as they continue construction in North Carolina on one of the world's largest server farms (at a cost of $1B!), it'd be nice to see them p!edging to power it with renewable energy rather than oil collected from animal feathers along the Mexican coast. Google's $40M p!edge isn't a huge sum, but it shows that at least part of that company's proverbial DNA is on the right side. Steve should take note.

In other Green news, as the Hanover steward, I feel obliged to inform the readers that Dartmouth does continue to excel in at least one sport. The Dartmouth baseball team will play for its second consecutive Ivy League Championship next weekend.

More Youtube Vomit



Hat tip: Anon/youtube whore.
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