Fck Madonna

I never liked Madonna. Albert thinks I'm not nice to girls I dont find attractive. Not true. I just dont like girls with gap teeth. I kid - no, Madonna is just a control-freak bitch who is jealous that her husband, Guy Ritchie, consistently puts out cooler shit than she does. Some say their pending divorce was due to a fall from a horse. Others say the sex scheduled around gym workouts did them in. I say it's because Guy Ritchie is too cool of a dude. Case in point: Director's clip of Nike ad by Ritchie above (commercial one here). Cheer up Madge, at least you can bench more than him.