Project Pat - "Keep it Hood"


Nobody can tell me that all rappers are fiscally irresponsible. Look at Project Pat. He's a role model for his community. Not only is he an Academy Award winner. but he knows the value of a dollar. His latest track is about keeping it hood and it seems thats what he's doing. His video is slick but not flashy. It has a clean feel to it and isn't overly complicated. I've decided to take a minute and itemize what the spending would likely be:

Music video production: Video/sound/editing/etc ($3000)*
Number of video girls: 1 ($500/day)
Wardrobe: Tshirts (2): ($50)
Catered food: Mac&Cheese & Mystery meat: ($20)
Guest appearance: OJ Da Juiceman (-$20)**
Cameos: Other 3-6 Mafia dudes ($Free)
Surroundings: Cars / House ($Free)***

*I made this up
**WhoTF is this guy? I hope he at least paid for the food to be in this video because he sure as shit didnt get paid
***Hopefully PP has made enough money to own a Lincoln, a pleather couch and an old TV

Grand total: $3,550

Shit, I could be a rap star.

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