According to my cranky boss, "I actually prefer single-ply toilet paper" is not an appropriate interesting fact at an office retreat. I guess it's not interesting enough.
When I first started my job out of college, all that I did was copy and paste. Now that I've been working for nearly three years, I've proven myself by copying and pasting much faster than I did before.
My Nana always told me that the greatest risk in life is not taking a risk. That's why I put my portion of the inheritance on black. Turns out that a) Nana was full of it and b) you can get kicked out of a casino for crying so hard that you crap your pants.
When I'm bored at work, I like to post hotel reviews on travel websites. The content varies, but the first sentence is always the same: "This hotel is a vacationer's paradise......if you love rats."
I’m planning to quit my job soon so that it’s not too late to put “I’m taking my talents to South Beach” in my resignation letter.
4 comments:
always love these, nice work trip!
"...I guess it's not interesting enough."
It's also wrong Trip. My stupid roommate (not the asian one) bought a 12 pack of 1 ply. That's 12,000 sheets of agony for all you keeping score.
Trip:
Ctrl + c
Ctrl + v
when you get a few more years under your belt:
Alt + e + s + v
Speaking of copying and pasting, are you going to cite Bill Simmons on that "I'm taking my talents to South Beach" resignation letter joke?
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