a womans place is in the letter bag

For a while I thought AMDAL was making me famous. People have come up to me all the time to say "I love your blog, lets [CENSORED]." Trendy UWS bars like Brother Jimmy's and Gin Mill let me in without paying a cover. I've even started getting Facebook friend requests from random babes.

Recently, however, I've noticed that some of my less-famous friends have also befriended the same now-not-so-random babes. Said babes currently share 45 friends in common with me. Below are my thoughts on whats going on:
1) I'm so famous that these ladies want to be friends with anyone that has ever crossed my path, thus enabling them to take in more of my aura
2) These so-called babes arent babes at all, but rather my evil neighbor doing reconnaissance on me and all potential party people
3) Someone else is more famous than me, in which case both 1 and 2 are possible, except my roll is a bit player in a larger, much less interesting vignette

After doing some digging, it seems that neither me nor my actual friends have any idea who these trickster babes are. If any loyal AMDAL readers are equally flumoxed by this recent trend, send me an email or call. Maybe we can get together and talk about it, over lunch perhaps? Busy? I understand. A drink then? Jake's Dilemma is my Cheers.