If you're a girl, you have it hard. Statistically you'll make less money, stay at home with the kids, and be the first to join the broken-hip club. But add the fact that you have to wake up 1 hour early almost every day of your adult life to get your hair and face did and you've successfully sold me on the male race. Sure, you get free drinks and have an excuse to buy sickies shoes and clothes, but I've yet to be convinced its worth it.
Well per usual, AMDAL is here to help. Save time tomorrow and every other morning by cutting your hair. All of it. Before you do though, I'd like to show you the risks/benefits in multimedia form.
See babe in video. Short hair works here but it doesnt hurt she's a straight looker (push-up bra optional)
Natalie Portman post V for Vendetta. More like B for Babealicious (see what I did there?)
NP with hair here. I think we all know where I stand on her by now.
Mena Suvari - I've yet to see her in a movie role so I think she just went aggro and cut it.
The buzz cut works for her but so does the hair. Tough call.
Speechless.
Yea I know - its a weave. [Head shake / finger snap]. Dont go there, girl.
I leave it to you to decide what looks good but I'll leave it to my girl Joanie (around 1:00 in) and Jake Crumbine '07 for some parting words.
