
Well celebrities are just like us, except more attractive. Imagine being JT. You go home to Jessica Biel (above) every day but things like this (below) are part of your job.
I've compiled a hypothetical conversation that we've surely all had at some point in our lives.
JT: "Cmon baby, I work with her"
JB: "I don't care, she's clearly into you"
JT: "It doesn't matter, I don't want to be with her, I want to be with you"
JB: "That's not good enough, how can I trust you?"
JT: "If I buy you a Maserati, let you cameo on SNL with me and then take you to my restaurant, will that make you feel better?"
JB: "...And a pony."
Happy 30,000 hits everyone.