Showing posts with label Its a hard knock life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Its a hard knock life. Show all posts

"Love Sex Magic" - Ciara / Justin Timberlake

The jam of the week is the video below because it's a pretty good song and Ciara's a babe. But it got me thinking. Pretty much all relationships have some form of jealousy issues. Your boyfriend has a babelicious coworker, your girlfriend has a ton of guy friends, your stalkee has been dating someone for two years and it's getting ridiculous.


Well celebrities are just like us, except more attractive. Imagine being JT. You go home to Jessica Biel (above) every day but things like this (below) are part of your job.




I've compiled a hypothetical conversation that we've surely all had at some point in our lives.

JT: "Cmon baby, I work with her"
JB: "I don't care, she's clearly into you"
JT: "It doesn't matter, I don't want to be with her, I want to be with you"
JB: "That's not good enough, how can I trust you?"
JT: "If I buy you a Maserati, let you cameo on SNL with me and then take you to my restaurant, will that make you feel better?"
JB: "...And a pony."

Happy 30,000 hits everyone.