"There was once a land where the weather was very, very strange."
Like when the Thames froze over all those times between the 15th and 19th centuries? Well, no, not like that. That was too early - you know, before humans were the only things that impacted the weather.
What about the Medieval Warm Period and the Holocene Maximum, when temperatures were much warmer than they are now? Again, that was before humans and their evil cars and evil methods of warming their evil homes dictated climate change, which is evil by the way.
"Scientists said it was being caused by too much CO2, which went up into the sky when the grownups used energy."
"Scientists said it was being caused by too much CO2, which went up into the sky when the grownups used energy."
Wait, all scientists say this? Do any disagree? Could anything else be affecting the climate? What about solar activity, cloud formation and water vapor? Um, yes, all scientists say this - at least those that we've talked to and fund do. Anyway, that's what "consensus" means, and that's why we use it - because it essentially ends the debate. As for those other "factors," we prefer focusing on the "angry CO2 monster" instead, because it really scares the kids, just like in Lost!
"The grownups realized they had to do something."
Like having the government use this taxpayer-funded propaganda video to scare the bajeezus out of impressionable children, forever making them think that humans are solely responsible for any changes in the weather? It's a start, isn't it? Here, take this copy of An Inconvenient Truth, written and produced by a non-blowhard. He won a Nobel Peace Prize, just like Barack Obama!
What does any of this have to do with peace? We have no idea. Not sure why your president got it either. Anyway, watch this movie! Before it's too late!
