Are Swine Flu Jokes Played Out?

Maybe, but Swine Flu games definitely are not. Especially if they're sourced from the NY Times.

Object of the game is very simple: sneeze in public places and hope your fluids infect as many people as possible. Reminds me of something...

Dear College,

As you may have noticed, I was not able to make it to see you this weekend. It is with a heavy heart that I say those words, as it has been a very painful weekend for me. At the same time, I think the time away has been healthy and something I definitely needed.

College, I understand that we've been seeing each other on and off for the last six years now. We've gone through ups and downs together. Our relationship was probably even longer than most. But now I think its time for us to go our separate ways.

Please dont be mad - we both knew the time would come where we would have to say goodbye. Of course there will be times where I will come to see you, but it can't be the same. I dont think my body could handle the things we used to do together anyways.

I'd like to still be friends though. For now, I'll be living with the Real World. Maybe we can get together sometime and talk. I should be around your way sometime this spring to pick up something from Grad School (and no, Grad was just a fling, we had nothing in common).

Keep in touch,

Mike