Scene: Hitchhiker gets into a car. He and the Driver start talking. After some awkward banter, the Hitchhiker asks a question.
Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 5-Hour Energy?
Driver: Yeah, sure, 5-Hour Energy. Yeah, the tv commercials.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 6... Hour... Energy.
Driver: Right. Yes. Ok, all right. I see where you're going.
Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a delicatessen, you see 5-Hour Energy sittin' there, there's 6-Hour Energy right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Driver: I would go for the 6.
Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 6-Hour Energy. And we guarantee just as good a boost as the 5-Hour folk.
Driver: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 6 hours, we're gonna send you the extra hour free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from ‘A’ to ‘B’.
Driver: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 7-Hour Energy. Then you're in trouble, huh?
[Hitchhiker convulses.]
Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 7! I said 6. Nobody's comin' up with 7. Who needs a boost for 7 hours? You won't even get your heart slowin’, not even a mouse off a wheel.
Driver: That - good point.
Hitchhiker: 6's the key number here. Think about it. 69’s. 6 packs. 6, man, that's the number. 6 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Driver: Why?
Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're f!@#$% fired!
[Hitchhiker grabs the wheel, crashes the car.]
Announcer: Hours of energy now, no crash later - unless you pickup an insane Hitchhiker and he grabs the wheel. Find out if 6-Hour Energy is right for you. It's available at these fine stores. Or, for more information, go to 6hourenergy.com.
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