How to be a campus celebrity.

MLR and I spent a while trying to figure out how we could use his engineering skillz and my idiocy to create a campus celebrity. I think our winning idea was to create a giant fanny pack that fit my computer and books. I'd wear it around campus and earnestly explain to people how it was better for my back. I always imagined this look would go really well with purple sweatpants. Anyway, we clearly never got to it because if we had, I wouldn't be so lonely.

I wish I had thought more like this guy. This guy is an instant campus celebrity.

See also:

Star wars boy

Lamest thing ever put on tape

*This gem is credited to KE, who lives in H-town and will now be stalking this man.