The votes are in--and by that I mean, some magazine has unilaterally has decided--and Brown University has been declared the douchiest school in America! GQ magazine just published the top twenty-five schools in the nation based on their douchiness, so go and check if your school was one of the chosen few!
Brown tops the inaugural list in 2009 with Princeton and Harvard coming in at third and fourth, respectively, to cap off an unsurprisingly dominant performance by the Ivy League. Not only did the Ivies occupy three of the four top spots, they led the way in overall representation as no other major conference had more than two entrants on the list. Duke took second place honors and Deep Springs shocked the nation by rounding out the top five.
Notable schools left off the list were Columbia, Penn, Cornell and Yale.
Personally, I applaud GQ for coming up with such an important list. We can all look at US News & World Reports and find out which colleges are deemed best by a single publication, however, when we want to know how graduates will be perceived by the editors of the preeminent magazine for America's affluent, homosexual male population, we now know where to go.
I, for one, hate Brown more than any other school ever established (and that includes those rapey schools that Oprah sponsored), so I couldn't be happier with the result. In fairness, though, I think it would be appropriate to give Brown some credit. Below are a list of accomplishments by Brown and its graduates:
Whoops, those weren't accomplishments! One was a huge black eye and one was fictitious. Oh well, I tried my best. Anyway, congrats to Brown.
