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Tiger Does not Keep an Eye on Fire Hydrants
Looks like Tiger Woods will be cited for reckless driving for his predawn, post-Thanksgiving automobile accident. This story is pretty bizarre, and since it came on the heels of tabloid allegations that Tiger has a secret mistress, speculation runs rampant: did Woods intentionally smash his car, to coverup injuries sustained elsewhere*, such as in a physical altercation with Mrs. Elin Woods? Was Tiger distraught over the end of his marriage, causing one of the world's greatest athletes to drive soberly off the road? Wanda Sykes has some input...
*This is the "Sons of Anarchy" theory, for those in the know.
