Rog: "Honey, hey listen. I meant to tell you this awhile ago, but I've been banging this manic depressive country music star since she was 15 years old, and it's just now coming out in the press."
Wife: "Are you kidding?"
Rog: "Should I admit to it and finally man up to my many personal transgressions which now include statutory rape? Just say yes and I'll do it."
Wife: [silence as we see Mrs. Clemens scream, throw a crystal vase against the wall, and kick family dog]
Rog: "Honey, just say yes and I'll 'fess up."
Wife: [call still dropped as Mrs. Clemens lies whimpering in the fetal position on the front lawn, the Clemens mansion ablaze in the background]
[birds chirp]
Rog: "Rusty, deny everything! Honey says she's fine with it. She's so fine with it, she's speechless."
