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Swagger like...Asher?
Did anyone else peak in middle school? For whatever reason, the bowl cut really worked for me. Still, my dad did his best to instill wisdom that my Id and Superego battle over everyday. His words were something like, "Do you try to make yourself look bad?" My response: Sometimes.
I guess my theory's always been as long as I think I can pull it off, I'll rock it - be it chain wallet, one-piece ski suit or even the occasional horrible hair cut.
Swagger gets you a long way - just look at rapper Asher Roth (video above). If you paused the video and used your Cool Ranch Dorito-stained thumbs to block away the babes, you'd be hard-pressed to figure out why this guy could get chicks. But press play and you can tell he loves himself - a lot. That's what I'm talking about. And it works for girls too. See Katy Perry below:
Lots of people in this world have swagger, but not everyone was born with it. Matt Saracen was scared shitless when he got on the field in season one episode 1. But by season one episode 2, he was already showing promise. And just a year later, he was hooking up with Latin American nurses and (American) strippers. Not an FNL fan? Fine, idiot. What about Bill Gates. The guy looked like this when he was my age,
yet he had already dropped out of Harvard and was on his way to cure inefficiency, invent alt+e+s and even crack a few jokes on the way.
So if we were all like Asher, Katy and yes, even Bill Gates, the world would be a lot more humpable. Happy Belated VDay, AMDollars.
Reminder:
Guys: Money is important, chain wallet or not.
Girls: Hiding this under that all that frump is always a plus.
Note: AMDAL'ers = AMDollars - get it? Ah, back to inside jokes I go. Hup!
