
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
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2 comments:
haha thanks for making my day
I'm not sure which I like better, the scanned in (photoshopped?) picture or the octagon quote.
All who read this blog are welcome to BBQ at our place this weekend. This probably means my asshole roommates arent coming because they arent even members of the AMDAL facebook group
-toopassiveaggressive?
ps: hi brian
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