Showing posts with label BItter? Me? No.... Show all posts
Showing posts with label BItter? Me? No.... Show all posts
"Even keel - thats what I want to be - Saracen"
Sorry for the batch of YouTube / blog-stealing vomit but with your favorite holiday and mine coming up, it's pretty fitting.
Sidenote: I think I've done something like this about 10 times in the last year. Self-Dep.
Dear Kanye...
You are a selfish son of a bitch. Frankly, I'm disappointed in you. Doing a surprise performance at a concert I was supposed to be at is unacceptable. You should know better than to perform so early on a Friday night. Of course I wouldn't be out of work by 9:00 - what were you thinking?
It's ok, you dont have to make it up to me. But dont think I'll forget this anytime soon
Rot in hell,
AMDAL
PS: Doing an entire set really hurt my feelings - I just want you to know that
Lost and found
LOST: Red ipod nano
FOUND: My (now defunct) iphone in a toilet
LOST: Ability to play Guitar Hero 3 CD
FOUND: TV that now switches to picture in picture whenever the channel changes
LOST: Interest in mopping day-old porch crawlers and wet pretzels
FOUND: Curious substances and remnants of unsavory activities in bathrooms and dark corners
LOST: Desire to have a banger again
FOUND: Knowledge that the UWS doesn't want us to either (see below)
FOUND: My (now defunct) iphone in a toilet
LOST: Ability to play Guitar Hero 3 CD
FOUND: TV that now switches to picture in picture whenever the channel changes
LOST: Interest in mopping day-old porch crawlers and wet pretzels
FOUND: Curious substances and remnants of unsavory activities in bathrooms and dark corners
LOST: Desire to have a banger again
FOUND: Knowledge that the UWS doesn't want us to either (see below)
