Showing posts with label Thanks for coming. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Thanks for coming. Show all posts
Lost and found
LOST: Red ipod nano
FOUND: My (now defunct) iphone in a toilet
LOST: Ability to play Guitar Hero 3 CD
FOUND: TV that now switches to picture in picture whenever the channel changes
LOST: Interest in mopping day-old porch crawlers and wet pretzels
FOUND: Curious substances and remnants of unsavory activities in bathrooms and dark corners
LOST: Desire to have a banger again
FOUND: Knowledge that the UWS doesn't want us to either (see below)
FOUND: My (now defunct) iphone in a toilet
LOST: Ability to play Guitar Hero 3 CD
FOUND: TV that now switches to picture in picture whenever the channel changes
LOST: Interest in mopping day-old porch crawlers and wet pretzels
FOUND: Curious substances and remnants of unsavory activities in bathrooms and dark corners
LOST: Desire to have a banger again
FOUND: Knowledge that the UWS doesn't want us to either (see below)
