Norm! Skiing/Snowboarding!

I think Norm is funny and a great talk show guest. But I love Conan's reaction to him best of all. By the by, has America decided whether we like Conan as the host of The Tonight Show? It still feels like the jury's out on that one, right? I'd say that most of the U.S. generally likes him, a smaller segment misses whatever Leno brought to the table, but many people suddenly realized that they no longer care about The Tonight Show and simply watched Leno out of fossilizing habit. So they have no opinion.

Brad Pitt, You're Next

Everyone knows Megan Fox has spent her career impersonating Angelina Jolie. And I'm not complaining. I saw Benjamin Button because there were no Jolie movies at the Nugget. But I digress; Megan Fox is a temptress, just like her mentor. Picture you're Zac Efron. You're an objectively attractive young successful actor. You have been in a long term relationship with someone that, in her own right, is a good looking little lady. But then you bump into Megan Fox, the goddess that drunkenly said this not too long ago. Below is the play-by-play from the Golden Globes the other night.


Babe spotting. Interest is peaked. Vanessa is worried.


Greetings exchanged. Sparks can be seen. Vanessa is fucked.


Contact is made. Other things peak. Where is Vanessa?


Smiles / Phone numbers exchanged. Mr. & Mrs. Smith 2 in theaters now.

Source: Superficial

HCGC

Girls, remember this? I think it was sophomore summer or maybe junior spring. Whatever, it was sweet. What you probably didn't realize is that it made sending party emails really easy. It also points to the power of math, specifically strength in numbers.

Does something like this exist anymore? If so, blitz it to me.

Some morning sunshine

I'm like the toothfairy of gossip except you don't have to do any yanking to get what you want (giggity).

This just in: Natalie Portman is single. This is what we wampkt.

Congrats Nat, you again deserve my haikus