"I'm what you would call single"

Yea, Megan Fox said that while wearing this:

Oh, and she also mentioned her next conquest might be an Azn.

Who says I don't do anything important?

Source: WWTDD via Sun

MOTW: Roger Federer

Greatness was achieved this weekend and I'm not talking about this blogger's ability to check names off lists and pour drinks down people's mouths. I'm talking about Roger Federer, "The Greatest Tennis Player Of All Time" according to Johnny Mac and the world (see above).

Yesterday, Roger simultaneously tied Pete Sampras for most majors won and completed a career grand slam by winning the French Open. Even Pete couldn't do it on clay*.

Roger, if you're reading this (I know you are), congrats bud.


*That's What She Said. A few of us have been on a TWSS kick after ErikJ caught CTF with a botched attempt to toss some food scrap from the floor into the trash:
"If you miss twice, you have to eat it"

That's what Twitter said

Like everyone who's tried it, I'm trying to figure out what Twitter is good for. For me it's less of an issue because I frantically jump on as many bandwagons as possible (banking / macs / blogging / iphone / breakingiphone / losingiphone / iphone3G / quittingbanking / joshuajackson / streamsofconsciousness / Twitter).

Meanwhile, all the other Twitterers (Twats?*) are grappling with the decision of Tweeting or Facebook status updating, which initevitably begs the question: killself via shrapnel from schoolbus explosion or in spinning airplane turbine (Sully endorsed)

Well thankfully the Internet has found the solution to the problem no one gave a shit about 2 months ago: THATSWH.AT tracks all the tweets applicable to the term "that's what she said." And as you expected, it's awesome. Follow them now, you little lemming, you.

Source: That's what the Venture Beat said that the LA Times said
*Thanks Sars