Sad, But True

I hate to break it to MLR and the other AMDALers out there, but apparently Megan Fox has toe thumbs. Yep, remember that hot Superbowl ad she did? (here) Well, those weren't her thumbs!
Slate has the story, including the faces behind other famous hands --George Costanza not included.

Happy Birthday Noah

Happy Birthday Noah! Now blow out your car candles.

Backstory: Over a year ago, our friend Noah's car was mysteriously treated to a Molotov cocktail late one night while parked outside a Los Angeles In N Out.


Apparently, it was like a scene straight out of Transformers, minus the bang-bang inducing seizures and Megan Fox.

Caption this!

Source: WWTDD

"I'm what you would call single"

Yea, Megan Fox said that while wearing this:

Oh, and she also mentioned her next conquest might be an Azn.

Who says I don't do anything important?

Source: WWTDD via Sun

Are you there Leighton? It's Me, AMDAL

Girls, I apologize you probably all know Leighton Meester, aka Blair Waldorf of Gossip Girl.

Guys, meet my new muse. I'm sort of over Megan Fox; she's like the world's fascination with new new things like iPhones and Twitter, ignoring all shortcomings*. Except I still like my iPhone. And Natalie Portman, sigh. After all that drama last month and your continued lack of response via AMDAL, I'm forced to move on. I'd like to tell you what the venture capitalists tell me: "It's not you, it's me," but the truth is, it's mostly you.

Source: WWTDD

*1) She doesn't live in or near Hanover 2) She's engaged to Brian Austin Green

Gossip World: Explained!

Nathalie A. texted me today to ask if I had heard the bad news. More planes in the Hudson? Another secret society usurping power of the College trustee board? Nay, worse. Rumor has it, Natalie Portman was seen canoodling with Twilight crooner Robert Pattinson. Before I could reach for the hydrochloric acid (I work next to a chem lab), I scroll up and see this squeal-inducing news, which got me thinking about this. By the end of the blog session, I'm sweating bullets and my blood pressure has skyrocketed. I wanted to fill in you AMDollars right away but realized not everyone retains gossip knowledge like the Notorious MLR. Well because I <3 U, I've made the above diagram (click it to expand).

There's a lot going on there so feel free to blow up the comments and we can talk it through.

And I'm BACK IN THE GAME!!

From some website called BauerGriffinOnline.com:

At approximately 2:00pm at Daily grill in Studio City 90210 ex-star Brian Austin Green was dining with a male friend on the patio.

Our sources, who were seated at the next table, overheard an emotional Green ranting for over a hour about his troubled relationship with actress Megan Fox, who rocketed to stardom after last year's mega-hit blockbuster movie Transformers.

He began comparing Megan to the girl that he had been going out with before her who he'd broken up with for Fox, saying that Fox is behaving just like her. Apparently, the 21-year-old Transformer star is extremely set in her ways. The entire relationship was based on her terms, beginning with a "white board," upon which the pair would document the amount of time allotted to their relationship, family, and work. Green strove to maintain a fifty percent balance between time spent each other, and time spent apart. Fox, however, would sneak behind his back and erase planned dates with Green in order to have more time away from him ... The obviously heart-broken Green went on to say that the young actress and budding star could never sit still and couldn't stand silence yet would moon in bed all day when they had a fight.

After ragging on Fox for close to an hour, the two men realized that the people at the table next to them might have overheard everything they said. Green seemed nervous and his friend asked the other diners if they had been eavesdropping because "that would be really bad." Looks like Fox has finally moved on!

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