Nathalie A. texted me today to ask if I had heard the bad news. More planes in the Hudson? Another secret society usurping power of the College trustee board? Nay, worse. Rumor has it, Natalie Portman was seen canoodling with Twilight crooner Robert Pattinson. Before I could reach for the hydrochloric acid (I work next to a chem lab), I scroll up and see this squeal-inducing news, which got me thinking about this. By the end of the blog session, I'm sweating bullets and my blood pressure has skyrocketed. I wanted to fill in you AMDollars right away but realized not everyone retains gossip knowledge like the Notorious MLR. Well because I <3 U, I've made the above diagram (click it to expand).
There's a lot going on there so feel free to blow up the comments and we can talk it through.
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