Poop Joke

new DMS classrooms --if the budget cuts don't screw us.

I find myself often telling my classmates that Dartmouth really is a good place. DMS is pretty widely accepted to be the bastard child of the Dartmouth "university" in terms of funding and all, but it's still a prestigious school (note the lowercase! I shiver even writing u*********).

Just look at some of our top researchers: This guy is 85, designed the modern classroom above, and refuses to retire. But so what? He discovered and brought to our attention (thankfully) the concept of a "fecal veneer," which according to the scientist himself: "is the theoretical construct that the world is covered with a thin layer of feces. You can't see fecal veneer. You can't smell it. But it's there." Thank goodness it is. Thank goodness, indeed.