Tuesday Night O-BINGO

Ok, so I missed His big speech and yes, this post happened way too laate. (Please believe me when I say it wasn't my fault; I am unhappily employed at a prestigious, yet ruthless, wall street firm and all my deals are live.) Still, I think this fabulous idea from Americans For Tax Reform is worth your consideration - regardless of your political leanings - next time The One delivers a rousing sermon: O-Bingo! The rules are pretty standard. Every time a square is called, check it off. First one to complete a line vertically, horizontally or diagonally wins. Thankfully, ATR has provided four different versions of the card.

I'm sure you clever, underaged AMDollars(?) could easily turn this into a dangerous and hilarious drinking game.

A caveat: don't get stuck with one of those few unlucky cards that features a square with a verboten Obama phrase or word: Wealth Creation, Capitalism, Victory in Iraq, War on Terror, Merit, Individualism, Judicial Restraint, American Exceptionalism.

Enjoy!

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(Must thank an anonymous reader for highlighting a few other phrases you probably won't hear anytime soon: Axis of Evil, Brownie You're Doing a Heckuva Job, Mission Accomplished, Bring 'em On. However, I'm pretty sure the last three weren't used in an official speech to Congress before either.)