"Soon everyone will see that building a $221 million mistake and inviting trash to temporarily live ITB is the worst idea ever. When it eventually fails to generate any money for the city, I’ll probably get some ITB investors to buy it with me at half the price, just so we can still hold our ITB events there, now with valet parking."
"To avoid being mistaken as a commoner, I make sure to only wear ITB acceptable t-shirts."
The ITB Olympics will only contain one event. The ITB Decathlon, which is actually ten different events that test an ITBers endurance, tolerance for drugs and alcohol, ability to drive drunk, and how good their parent’s lawyers are.
http://www.itbinsider.com/?p=50
PS - the word verification below just started with LEH and ended with AIG, ironic.
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"[A]ll my ancestors are ITB."
"Soon everyone will see that building a $221 million mistake and inviting trash to temporarily live ITB is the worst idea ever. When it eventually fails to generate any money for the city, I’ll probably get some ITB investors to buy it with me at half the price, just so we can still hold our ITB events there, now with valet parking."
"To avoid being mistaken as a commoner, I make sure to only wear ITB acceptable t-shirts."
pretty sure it's 'inside the beltline'
http://www.insidethebeltline.com/
Odin approves
The ITB Olympics will only contain one event. The ITB Decathlon, which is actually ten different events that test an ITBers endurance, tolerance for drugs and alcohol, ability to drive drunk, and how good their parent’s lawyers are.
http://www.itbinsider.com/?p=50
PS - the word verification below just started with LEH and ended with AIG, ironic.
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