Picture frames are the perfect gift, especially if the generic photograph inside really expresses your friendship.
Logic demands that I refuse to make my bed every morning, since I’m just going to mess it up that evening. I should probably accept the fact that I’m going to have Christmas lights on my bushes in July.
Why simmer for one hour when you can boil for ten minutes?
In order to begin volunteering, I interviewed in my apartment with the recruiter. I had to face the difficult decision of coming clean about living with my girlfriend (at the risk of judgment from a staunch moralist) or holding my tongue (at the risk of explaining away a “Gilmore Girls” box set).
If you’re making number cards to draw out of a hat, be sure to differentiate between the six and the nine by writing “rhymes with ‘dicks’” on one of them.
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