When: Saturday, June 5th; Noon - 9 pm
Where: Party starts at Tonic East at noon (29th St. & 3rd Ave.)
Here is how it all works:
1. Buy a ticket for the buses, which costs a mere $35 and covers round-trip transportation and all the on-board booze. (Tickets are limited, and they will sell out so act fast.)
2. Arrive at Tonic East on June 5th at 12 noon to day-drink for two and a half hours before getting on the buses to Long Island. Buses leave promptly at 2:30 pm.
3. Get to Long Island. Buy a ticket to the races for $10. Booze some more. Gamble at your own risk.
4. ???
5. !?! (consult "just buzzed" friend about this section of the field trip the following morning)
6. Wake up Sunday morning. Put on obnoxious clothes from day before. Kiss / hug / handshake the guy / girl you sat next to on the bus ride home. Subway ride of shame it back to your (or your kind / worried friend's) apartment.
7. Wallow / Schedule STD Screen*.
Buy your tickets here
*JK! It's impossible to get an STD from an OTPHJ. Plus, wallowing is for pussies.
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