How to Cope with the Crushing Disappointment (and Hangover)

1. Watch this several times:



2. Spend countless hours laughing your ass off at Awkward Family Photos.com. (Make sure you check out the AFP Hall of Fame.)

"Jerry decided to pitch the tent a little early."

3. Remember: While soccer is unbelievably awesome and absolutely what we want, it also by far the gayest sport in the entire world.

The only thing gayer than this picture, I think, is a Josh Pence photo shoot.

See?

4. Leeroy Jenkins.

5. Angry German Kid.

("[T]he Escape-button is gone!") This video explains so much.

Hat Tips: Kevin, Bank, Luigi

Pence Watch!

Normally, this is Scos' domain but I just saw this and, as I normally do when I see a shirtless Pence, I got overly excited. Scos informed me a while back that Pence might be involved in the upcoming Facebook movie starring rat fink, Jesse Eisenberg, and all-around awesomer than me guy, Justin Timberlake, but this is the first I've seen about it online. I love how Valleywag reacts to Pence's picture:

"Whomever model Josh Pence is playing, he's definitely not part of the Silicon Valley tech scene."

That's because bodies like that don't exist in Silicon Valley. Another commenter adds her thoughts:

I don't care who Josh Pence is playing, as long as he's in very little clothing.

Kudos to our man Pence! May he break a leg!

Pence Watch!

Our boy's in a "new" (i.e. year old) music video on youtube. Fortunately, he makes his cameo before the insufferable female rap begins.


(Yeah, I know, Josh's "but cake has no calories" wasn't so good. But you gotta admit he really picked up the slack with his brilliant "so silly." Seriously, admit it.)

I actually went to whateverhollywood for a bit to see what these ladies were all about. According to their site, the three are a collective "producer, actress, and singer" who make(s) comedic shorts and put on a reality style "whatever show" in LA. If this is your bag - I'm not saying they are funny, or aren't - check 'em out.

(Update: I have learned from a credible source - myself - that the three ladies are in fact not funny. However, one of them is cute and another one does have blond hair: two reasons you might want to visit the site regardless.)

For those of you new to AMDAL, Josh Pence went to school with a bunch of us. He was even in our fraternity for a while, until those damn '03's couldn't stand his stunning good looks, superior athletic talents and overall nice-guy personality any longer and voted "in a block" to make sure he wouldn't hold an officer position. He wasn't kicked out or anything; it's just, we didn't see him as much after that. Anyway, all you really need to know is: he's hotter than your fantasy, he's going to be really famous one day (even more so than he is now, which is pretty friggin' famous*), and he's our friend. Oh yeah, and his definition is like 1080p.

Per Bbag's advice, I plan to interview him soon and post the results on AMDAL. I just have to figure out how to make him pick up his phone when I call...

Hat tip: Bank.

* Warning: some of the sites that showcase Josh can get dangerously gay. Like, "Want a bigger bulge? Check out the burrito in my jock-strap" gay. Don't say I didn't warn you.