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Block said...: "Hmm? How can I stay in the undeserved spotlight for another six months? I know! I'll write a song about making out with chicks! That way, no one will suspect that I'm a complete hack and represent all of the failings of the music industry. Oh wait, I already did that! Damn it was a perfect plan. Maybe I could do it again. I mean, nobody noticed that Jill Sobule who, by the way, is way more talented than I am, did it in the 90s. Good thing she's not hot. Thank God I have these giant boobs to make up for my inability to sing without pitch-modifying software. Man, these sunglasses taste like butt. Were these in a butt? Probably not; how could sunglasses even get near a butt? Either way, I'm going to sit and look vapid for a while so that nobody suspects that they have been in a butt and so that other people think I'm dreaming about lezzing out or something. Awesome. Being Katy Perry is awesome."; October 6, 2009 at 9:42 PM
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ghahn; October 7, 2009 at 7:31 AM
Anonymous said...: COTW; October 7, 2009 at 8:36 AM
Rozenswag said...: Block,

First you show everyone up in the posts with your Zombie rant and now you're monopolizing COTW?

Give the poor plebes a chance.; October 7, 2009 at 8:48 AM
Rozenswag said...: Caption:

I wonder what Russell Brand is doing right now? Maybe I should send him another topless picture message...; October 8, 2009 at 4:16 PM

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