I bet the hardest part of pharmacy school is the semester where you learn how to decipher the handwriting on prescription forms.Actual subway ad: “Fitzgerald and Fitzgerald. We Fight for Injured Children.” This ad would be a lot more effective at grabbing people’s attention if they took out the “for”.
I think they should make a law that if you’re driving along I-95 and you hit some really bad traffic whose cause turns out not to be some horrific accident or dramatic drug-bust but just some routine construction work, and there’s a sack of rotten produce in your passenger seat, you’re allowed to hurl the rotten produce at the construction workers and not get in trouble.
Sometimes, when I jiggle the last few drops of gasoline out of the pump, I feel like I’m at a public urinal, especially when I get the stuff all over my khakis.
I was on the N train the other night, coming back from Queens, and this poor crazy guy barged into my car, crying, “Bear change! Bear change!” I wanted to help him out, but when I reached in pocket, I realized I only had a couple nickels.
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re #1. haha. actually this is a prescription for Paracetamol, which the rest of the world calls acetaminophen, otherwise known as Tylenol. weird.
haha- very funny and not so crass this time around. Good job, Scos!
You know the economy is bad when bums are asking for Bear Change. I remember when the exchange rate used to be over 30 Bear Dollars to $1 USD. Now, with the dollar so weak, going and hanging out with bears is nearly as expensive as vacationing in London!
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