God Bless that Jay-Z Song.

So sometimes I get sad.

And sometimes I forget how great this country is.

But then I watch the “Party in the U.S.A.” video, and everything is right in the world.



But then I get too happy and start losing touch with reality.

And then I listen to the “Education Connection” commercial on loop for 30 minutes while following along with the lyrics.



And then I realize how stupid this country can be.

So I get sad again.

So then I watch the “Party in the U.S.A.” video.