Liveblog: Da Bronx

So like, this picture (via smartphone!!1!one!1!!) came out spectacularly crappy — not entirely my fault since we were driving fast, lest the locals go all Bonfire of the Vanities on us — but that blue advertisement reads as follows:

Divorce $399
Spouse's Signature Not Needed
Divorce Center
(800) phone-number
Se Habla Espanol
www.TheDivorceCenter.com

I thought there was nothing more to add. Post the funny sign, pause for effect, call it a day. But I was so very wrong.


They franchise.

You, too, can have a Divorce Center to call your own. Breaking mutual commitments to lifelong partnership, often in turn ripping families asunder, is now as easy as "Baked Apple Pie."

Mom and Dad and Step-mother and "Dad's new friend" Cheryl would be so proud.