Shaq's a Big Douche

The venerable New York Post reports: "Turns out that Shaq may have stolen the premise for his new reality series, 'Shaq Vs.,' from former Phoenix Suns teammate Steve Nash. That's why Nash, who has no other experience in TV [actually, he was on Entourage last week], has been inexplicably listed as an executive producer on the show."

"In the ABC series, which debuted last Tuesday [ratings were lackluster], Shaq takes on a slew of pro-athletes in an attempt to beat them at their own sport. Upcoming episodes feature the basketball superstar going up against Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps, tennis star Serena Williams and beach volleyball Gold medalists Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh."

"Apparently, when Shaq was first traded to the Suns in 2008, Nash told him that he was looking into doing a reality show centered around the notion that he would compete against other professional athletes in their own sports."

"Mild-mannered Nash didn't realize that his TV show idea had been filched until early last season, when Shaq boarded the team bus one day and announced that he would be starring in "Shaq Vs."

"You mean the idea you stole from me?" one Suns representative overhead Nash reply."

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