If I had to guess, I’d say we’re still a few years away from the first arthroscopic C-section.I used to give money to homeless organizations until I realized they still say “God Bless” if you decline politely.
When your peninsula hairline becomes an island, you can no longer deny that you’re balding. When the rest of your hair becomes an archipelago, you can no longer deny that I put weed killer in your shampoo.
The debate over waterboarding will always be contentious. While everyone has an opinion, I think we can all agree that if we ever find the guy who came up with that “$5 Footlong” jingle...
It's been exactly one year since I got my family an adorable cat. The problem is, he cries all the time. No matter what we do – feed him the fanciest food, buy him the most expensive toys, stick him in the dryer on the most delicate setting – the meows never cease.
Hat Tip: TLinth
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My opinion? We should certainly not hesitate to waterboard the writers of the cinematic disaster, Walk Hard, those who force others to see it after entering sucker bets, the creator of Crocs, and anyone over the age of nine who wears seersucker for non-ironic purposes.
stay up north PhishyEel - down souf Crocs and seersucker are the name of the game...
I'm just going to say it: I thought "Walk Hard" was downright okay.
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