The Hunt is On!


At a very lively St. Patrick's Day party on Wheeler's deck, I had the following conversation with one of ARod's friends:

"Wow- you look all done up, where you going?"

"The W Hotel."

"Why?"

"The bar there."

"But this is kinda like a bar, plus all your friends are here and the pong games are getting intense..."

"Cougars. I'm gonna go get a cougar."

Fueled by multiple cups of green beer and that punch you Dartmouth boys always make, he put on his blazer, slipped on his aviators, fluffed his blond* locks to the side and headed out the door, pastel oxford collar popped and all. I'm not really sure how the night turned out, but I had to respect his determination.

Search no more, my friend. There is now a club in Boston that will help you find those older ladies lookin' for love. I imagine they'll start one in NYC soon enough, and you can go impress them with you soon-to-be M.D. status. You sign up, they send you an email of where to meet up with people. It's like match.com for people who want to be preyed on.

For those in Boston, the next BCH club meet up is July 16th, 8 pm @ Abe & Louie's. Go forth little cubs and report back on how it goes.

*while this is still under heated debate (some say brown), I stand my ground that he is in fact a dirty or dark blond.

2 comments:

dho said...

Since it is the summer of Yes (tm), I guess I'll have to liveblog it. Stay tuned!

Rozenswag said...

Be careful, they're feisty.

http://thefoggymonocle.com/2009/07/08/a-gentlelady-catches-a-young-gentleman-off-guard/