In a one-two punch to the use of men sexually; men are all but no longer needed. The first punch came with scientific research highlighted in the NY Times supporting the use and widespread acceptance of vibrators by women. The final blow took place when according to the BBC, scientists announced on July 7th the ability to grow sperm in the lab. Thanks to science, men have officially lost all sexual offering to women.
Immediately following the scientists' announcement, Goldman Sachs upgraded Unilever from a hold to a strong buy with the anticipation of stronger than expected earnings from their Vaseline® lotion division.
P.S. In case any Jewish women were wondering, it's kosher
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