"We may as well turn our eye to Barack, who has been photographed out-of-doors in his apparel. For the baseball he played last night, he wore borderline Mom jeans."
Is Barack Obama Back to His Mom Jeans? -- The Cut: New York Magazine's Fashion Blog, http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2009/07/is_barack_obama_back_to_his_mo.html (last visited July 15, 2009).
Unfair comparison! GWB was (nominally) chairman of the Texas Rangers for several years. He has spoken at times in the past of wanting Selig's job. Barry's a hoop man all the way-- so obviously the only way to establish who truly has the better arm would be...
horseshoes?
All I know is I can beat both those losers in 112, the only game that really matters.
Although Obama got it across the plate, every single Democrat who saw that pitch last night thought the exact same thing, "Oooh... not as good as Bush."
I imagine it's the way a girl feels when she finally has sex with the guy she's fallen madly in love with, only to have her first thought be, "Oooh... not as good as my asshole ex-boyfriend."
They'll still maintain that Obama is the better guy and that they couldn't be happier with him and that they CERTAINLY don't miss the old guy... but that pitch? It's gonna haunt the Democratic party for a while.
No woman ever tells her friends about how "adequate" her boyfriend is at sex.
Bush threw a better baseball. His athletic command revealed his innate gifts as a leader: strong forearm tendons, a keen sense for the location of the pitching rubber and a well-developed rotator cuff. Attributes like that are why we all fondly remember former Michigan football All-American Gerald Ford as our second-best President, after President FloJo. Vladimir Putin recently wrestled and killed a tiger in hand-to-hand combat. When we're all speaking Russian this Christmas, don't say the writing wasn't on the wall.
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apples to oranges. bush put some zip on the slider while obama went off-speed with the curve.
does this mean we will have a second (third) stimulus? shiller thinks so.
Big Daddy W- all the way.
I can't believe Michelle Obama let her husband out of the house with those jeans on... they're like Mom Jeans for men.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEdWVkGgUK4
"We may as well turn our eye to Barack, who has been photographed out-of-doors in his apparel. For the baseball he played last night, he wore borderline Mom jeans."
Is Barack Obama Back to His Mom Jeans?
-- The Cut: New York Magazine's Fashion Blog, http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2009/07/is_barack_obama_back_to_his_mo.html (last visited July 15, 2009).
Unfair comparison! GWB was (nominally) chairman of the Texas Rangers for several years. He has spoken at times in the past of wanting Selig's job. Barry's a hoop man all the way-- so obviously the only way to establish who truly has the better arm would be...
horseshoes?
All I know is I can beat both those losers in 112, the only game that really matters.
Although Obama got it across the plate, every single Democrat who saw that pitch last night thought the exact same thing, "Oooh... not as good as Bush."
I imagine it's the way a girl feels when she finally has sex with the guy she's fallen madly in love with, only to have her first thought be, "Oooh... not as good as my asshole ex-boyfriend."
They'll still maintain that Obama is the better guy and that they couldn't be happier with him and that they CERTAINLY don't miss the old guy... but that pitch? It's gonna haunt the Democratic party for a while.
No woman ever tells her friends about how "adequate" her boyfriend is at sex.
Bush threw a better baseball. His athletic command revealed his innate gifts as a leader: strong forearm tendons, a keen sense for the location of the pitching rubber and a well-developed rotator cuff. Attributes like that are why we all fondly remember former Michigan football All-American Gerald Ford as our second-best President, after President FloJo.
Vladimir Putin recently wrestled and killed a tiger in hand-to-hand combat. When we're all speaking Russian this Christmas, don't say the writing wasn't on the wall.
"when she finally has sex with the guy she's fallen madly in love with"-Block
Block, if you're waiting until they fall in love with you, then you're doing it wrong in the first place.
@Anonymous Whoa, whoa, whoa! That wasn't about me. That was like female romance novel-type fantasy. No, not me. I'm terrible at sex.
Who called it? Now even CNN is reporting on Obama's Mom Jeans (and even gives a shout out to Jessica Simpson's high waisted/ mom jeans- ironic, no?)
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2009/07/15/moos.obama.mom.jeans.cnn
I don't have any opinion on the matter at hand, but I do love the tag. Ken Griffey Jr. + Gigantism = awesomeness.
"It tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's invited"
Gotta admit, I was surprised that the basketball jock was out pitched by the cheerleader.
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