I’d like to see a movie where the popular jock keeps the hot chick and the geeky loser goes on antidepressants, because, hey, that’s life.I ordered some books from Amazon but they never reached my apartment. Instead, I got a card from UPS that said “We are unable to complete delivery because: Apartment number needed.” UPS, how exactly did you send me this card?
The other morning I woke up, extremely hungover, with this feeling like I had done something really dumb the night before. So I opened up my wallet, peered inside and realized that I had spent a couple hundred dollars on alcohol, cabs and strippers. Relieved, I went back to sleep.
In bed, I imagine the only thing more embarrassing than “whiskey dick” is “LDL cholesterol dick” because it can happen unexpectedly, there’s no alcohol involved to dull the awkwardness, and can I ever eat fast food again?
If the Progressive Insurance lady and the FreeCreditReport.com guy had a baby, it would probably have brown hair, because the gene for red hair is recessive.
Photoshop Work: Block
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LDL < Whiskey < HDL?
All My Genes Are Dominant
Heck, I'd buy one. I bet The Dodger, who still wears his ITB > OTB shirt around Boston, would too.
By the all-seeing ravens of Odin, lord of Asgard, where is my hat tip?!
Block just single handedly did two things to make me very happy:
1) Called out Scos
2) Offered insight into what the crap Ron Burgundy was talking about when he said "Great Odin's Raven!" Up until this point I wrote it off as gibberish. Now you better bet I'm going to at least Wikipedia it.
Calling me out makes you happy? Oh, I can't wait 'til your next post! In the mood for a roast? 'Cause you're toast.
(I'm the ghost with the most.)
It doesn't really, but a list with only one item isn't really that cool, so I needed additional fodder.
ahh - makens is totally whimping out from what was shaping up to be a good o'reilly-olbermann feud...
I like to think of myself as more of a non-lesbian Rachel Maddow.
How about a non-lesbian Rachel Maddow vs. a non-liberal Chris Matthews?
He kinda has The Brah's Hair, no?
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